Hi hi hi.
As I haven't been working on the university campus very much at all this last academic year I'm going to dip into my back-catalogue of unshared Overheards for a case of 'here's one I heard earlier' ...
Date: 09 December 2013
Location: Communal computer area
Two female students were talking about times they'd had bad hangovers.
[Honestly. I know it's a stereotype ... but that is what they were discussing!]
Then one turned to the other and confessed this beauty ... [from what I gleaned Gary was her tutor].
"I once threw up in Gary’s office.
In a bin.
He said to me:
‘Don’t worry about it. My day was really boring anyway'".
|Graffiti in a doorway in Lincoln|
Apologies if that leaves you with any lasting imagery. So allow me to make up for it by leaving you with a special wish for the shiny new week ahead ...
... may your days never get so dull that you treat someone vomiting in your bin as a welcome interruption!
Have a good one.