Showing posts with label scrapbooking; photography; holiday; hobby; rogue alphabets; Basic Grey; shoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scrapbooking; photography; holiday; hobby; rogue alphabets; Basic Grey; shoes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

The predictability of The Scrapbooker on holiday

Hello there you.

I'm back. [Yes, I was away ... and now I'm returned unto you ...and I'm just going to assume you missed me ... then we can move on with our relationship in tact].

I spent a few hours yesterday uploading the photos we took on our long weekend and I got to thinking that I needed to coin a new phrase to explain some of  the photos I'd taken ...

It would be a phrase along the lines of existing phrases such as:
  • As sure as night follows day;
  • If you pay peanuts ... you get monkeys; and
  • If you sleep with dogs ... you wake up with fleas;
... that sort of thing anyway ... except my new phrase would be to describe the certain form of inevitability of some of the moments and photographs which might result if you go on holiday with a scrapbooker [or, more specifically, with me].

So, the new phrase would go something like:
  • If you go on holiday with a scrapbooker ... you should expect to pose for at least one 'Look, it's us ... in shadow!' shot:
Or ...
  • If you turn your back on an unattended, camera-weilding, scrapbooker ... expect to discover lots of candid 'I didn't know you were taking that' type shots on your memory card.
Or ...
  • If you're trying to pick a scrapbooker out of a crowd ... just look for the person who is taking a photo of a person taking a photo ...
There are more examples ... many, many more ... which I'm certain will crop up [no pun intended] here at some point but for now ... I'll leave you with this ...
  •  If you go on holiday with a scrapbooker ... don't be surprised, when unpacking in the hotel room, to find an alphabet sticker nonchalantly stuck to the back of one of your shoes:

A Basic Grey letter 'O' nonchalantly stuck to the back of your shoe ... to be precise: 

It's a natural consequence of life with a scrapbooker.

Wouldn't you say?

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So, what traces of scrapbooker do you regularly leave on your camera's memory card or even on your family's footwear? Do share ... I know it's not just me ...

Julie x